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The Federation of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland

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The Federation of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland is a very large, genial nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 159 million Rhodesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Rhodesian economy, worth 8.32 trillion rhodesian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,333 rhodesian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Rhodesians, most foreigners can't name the leader of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland's national animal is the Zimbabwe bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland is ranked 170,071^st in the world and 3,814^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 35.24183855632 days.

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