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The Danish Territory of Greater Kobenhavn

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The Danish Territory of Greater Kobenhavn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Statsministeren with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.702 billion Københavnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of København. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Greater Kobenhavnian economy, worth 160 trillion Danish Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,308 Danish Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Københavnians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, Greater Kobenhavnian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, Greater Kobenhavnian politics is literally a blood sport, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kobenhavn's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Danish.

Greater Kobenhavn is ranked 157,454^th in the world and 2^nd in One Collective Brain Cell for Largest Populations, with 3.70 billion capita.

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