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The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter

“Unite, Work, Live, Peace, Prosper, Give”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marcy Sky with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.304 billion Lolis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lentelf. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 161 trillion Silver Tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,730 Silver Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Greater Felter, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Felter's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oiroism.

Greater Felter is ranked 10,193rd in the world and 298th in The East Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.25 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Pacifist: 2,321stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,833rdMost Inclusive: 3,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,517thNicest Citizens: 3,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,823rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,966thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,829thLowest Crime Rates: 5,995thMost Developed: 6,464thSafest: 6,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,702ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,822ndLargest Governments: 7,382ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,208thMost Cultured: 9,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,641stSmartest Citizens: 9,819thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,193rdBest Weather: 10,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,192ndHighest Drug Use: 16,823rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 236th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 277th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 298th in the regionBest Weather: 317th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 351st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 588th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 615th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 666th in the region

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