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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: USSR

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.78 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,370 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,937 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Cubans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 221,985th in the world and 67th in USSR for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -30.14 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thLargest Governments: 103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 194thSafest: 198thMost Beautiful Environments: 211thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229thMost Pacifist: 242ndLowest Crime Rates: 327thMost Subsidized Industry: 379thBest Weather: 492ndMost Influential: 592ndHighest Economic Output: 642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 775thHighest Poor Incomes: 849thSmartest Citizens: 951stMost Stationary: 1,215thHealthiest Citizens: 1,459thLargest Populations: 1,972ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,993rdNicest Citizens: 2,006thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,641stHighest Average Incomes: 2,657thMost Cultured: 2,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,698thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,116thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,545thMost Developed: 7,409thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,141stTop
Most Secular: 14,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,607thMost Income Equality: 19,385thMost Politically Free: 20,991st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » RedCommunist, Enclave of Soviet Germany, Soviet Polsol, Kikuta, Slavestate, Svostania, Remzar, Hvalfyurden, Ikkabod, and Austrinae.