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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: USSR

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.196 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,818 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,905 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 237,430th in the world and 80th in USSR for Fattest Citizens, with 2.04 Obesity Rate.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rdLargest Governments: 113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 200thSafest: 203rdMost Beautiful Environments: 216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245thMost Pacifist: 258thLowest Crime Rates: 361stMost Subsidized Industry: 459thBest Weather: 508thMost Influential: 609thHighest Economic Output: 657thLongest Average Lifespans: 728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 943rdSmartest Citizens: 968thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,086thMost Stationary: 1,156thHealthiest Citizens: 1,503rdLargest Populations: 1,920thNicest Citizens: 2,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,229thTop
Most Cultured: 2,730thHighest Average Incomes: 2,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,749thMost Inclusive: 2,941stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,084thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,429thMost Developed: 5,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,158thTop
Most Secular: 15,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,189th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 17 » RedCommunist, Soviet Polsol, Kikuta, Svostania, Remzar, Hvalfyurden, Ikkabod, Austrinae, Slavestate, Btjunkies, Empire Of Soviet Socialist Republics, The Greater State of Eurasia, The Working Humans, Staliniada, Red state of redosia, Seungli, and Proletarian People.