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The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina

“You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)”

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The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-working, devout population of 4.541 billion Greater Albainans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 867 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 191,005 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and astronomers are flocking to Greater Albaina to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 146,889^th in the world and 742^nd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 46.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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