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The Confederate technocracy of Great United Columbia

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Arctica

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Confederate technocracy of Great United Columbia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Monika Habsburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.116 billion Columbions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celeste mountain. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Columbion economy, worth 755 trillion Natridiniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,638 Natridiniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and Columbion tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great United Columbia's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Great United Columbia is ranked 143,975th in the world and 13th in Arctica for Most Stationary, with 185.3756452484 days.

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Most Armed: 4,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,226thMost Influential: 6,832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,700thRudest Citizens: 11,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,318thSmartest Citizens: 11,730thMost Developed: 11,869thLargest Retail Industry: 12,260thMost Secular: 12,472ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,861stHighest Average Incomes: 12,931stMost Patriotic: 14,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,531stMost Efficient Economies: 14,819thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,470thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,665thMost Inclusive: 19,369thLowest Crime Rates: 20,938thLargest Mining Sector: 21,200thHighest Food Quality: 23,134thMost Cultured: 23,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,082ndLargest Welfare Programs: 25,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,580th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 25 » Hraindamalandia, Gravia, The Bladeist Association of Brazil, Artoznik, SkolofynsK, Loukonia, Cherkistanian, Carica, Qayhar, Trinitade, Odon, Peppinia, Esqui, Commoni, Funen, Vladislavian Dragons, Duzastan, Anttillea, Upplendi, Slakovski, Nabuli, Nueva Concepcion, Trilandai, Artemna, and Sannois.