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The Queuing Bureaucratic Decency of Great Precision

“ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔞”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Very Good
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Location: The Horde

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Queuing Bureaucratic Decency of Great Precision is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Felix Reginald Mountbatten with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.701 billion Gentlemen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dulce Decorum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Genteel economy, worth a remarkable 2,479 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,914 pound sterlings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,557,222 per year while the poor average 4,033, a ratio of 634 to 1.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Lord Felix Reginald Mountbatten Pics" has made Lord Felix Reginald Mountbatten's mom a celebrity, and the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Precision's national animal is the Venerable Old Walrus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Empirical Investigation.

Great Precision is ranked 264,210th in the world and 7th in The Horde for Most Avoided, scoring 0.69 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 335thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 758thMost Efficient Economies: 875thLargest Agricultural Sector: 955thRudest Citizens: 1,056thLargest Retail Industry: 1,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,390thMost Pro-Market: 1,556thSmartest Citizens: 1,794thMost Cultured: 2,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,510thHighest Average Incomes: 2,730thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,041stMost Developed: 3,236thHighest Food Quality: 4,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,394thLargest Governments: 4,423rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,120thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,475thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,838thMost Inclusive: 7,119thHighest Economic Output: 7,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,677thLowest Crime Rates: 9,195thMost Secular: 9,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,083rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,134thMost Patriotic: 12,729thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,076thMost Influential: 23,211th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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