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The Céspedanist State of Great Jenovah

“Panem et Circenses!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Céspedanist State of Great Jenovah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joséphine Sepulveda with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.456 billion Jenovachis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Setuvellas. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Jenovahian economy, worth 117 trillion Santángels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,587 Santángels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, and state media insists that Joséphine Sepulveda is the most fashionable leader in The North Pacific. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Great Jenovah's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Emancipació D'ànimes Perdudes.

Great Jenovah is ranked 179,032nd in the world and 7,792nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.43 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Influential: 829thTop
Most Secular: 4,635thMost Avoided: 6,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,254thLargest Retail Industry: 7,922ndMost Primitive: 10,010thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,634thMost Armed: 12,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,185thLargest Black Market: 15,535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,921stMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,506thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,798thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,094th
Most Secular: 254th in the regionMost Avoided: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 357th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 396th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 408th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 468th in the regionMost Primitive: 524th in the regionLargest Black Market: 546th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 597th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 654th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 748th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 780th in the region

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