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The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock |
“Tick, tock, repeat”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Clocksmith with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.607 billion Grandfather Clocks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clockworks Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.
The frighteningly efficient a Grandfather Clock economy, worth 856 trillion verges a year, is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,751 verges, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the elderly are killed softly with a song, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grandfather Clock's national animal is the pendulum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is punctuality.
Grandfather Clock is ranked 343,974th in the world and 1,350th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.53 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Grandfather Clock applied to join the World Assembly.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Grandfather Clock resigned from the World Assembly.
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Grandfather Clock was endorsed by
The Grand Card Collector of Empire of Caldrasa.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
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Grandfather Clock was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.