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The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock

“Tick, tock, repeat”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Clocksmith with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.607 billion Grandfather Clocks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clockworks Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a Grandfather Clock economy, worth 856 trillion verges a year, is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,751 verges, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the elderly are killed softly with a song, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grandfather Clock's national animal is the pendulum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is punctuality.

Grandfather Clock is ranked 343,974th in the world and 1,350th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.53 quips per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 36thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,588thHighest Crime Rates: 1,717thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,358thMost Avoided: 3,261stTop
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Most Primitive: 3,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,797thBest Weather: 7,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,888thMost Influential: 11,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,640thLargest Black Market: 13,011thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,878thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34,441st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 107th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 135th in the region

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