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“Não mentir, não vagar, não roubar”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eduardo Reinhard Giebelmeier with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.528 billion GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDOians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of incognoscível. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDOian economy, worth 74.0 trillion moeda padrão trabalhoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,461 moeda padrão trabalhoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDOian Liberator", an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO's national animal is the Lobo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Paganismo gnóstico.

GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO is ranked 32,457th in the world and 1,819th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 23.85 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 241stMost Influential: 492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,319thTop
Most Authoritarian: 6,878thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,094thMost Conservative: 16,621stMost Extreme: 16,959th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 180th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 659th in the regionMost Extreme: 696th in the regionLargest Black Market: 781st in the region

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