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The Makastan card Stash of Grand Warlord Imperium


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Unheard Of

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Makastan card Stash of Grand Warlord Imperium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.869 billion Humans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrege. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth 694 trillion Rosjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,297 Rosjs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The holiest shrine in Herictis is on another world, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, Santa can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Warlord Imperium's national animal is the Xaia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Herictis.

Grand Warlord Imperium is ranked 251,268th in the world and 4,732nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Avoided, scoring 0.98 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 90thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,884thMost Patriotic: 10,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,934thLargest Retail Industry: 11,272ndMost Authoritarian: 12,334thLowest Crime Rates: 12,604thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,775thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,523rdMost Developed: 18,889thSafest: 20,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,150thMost Efficient Economies: 23,540thLargest Mining Sector: 23,816thMost Devout: 23,932ndLargest Governments: 26,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 27,037thHighest Average Incomes: 27,050th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 172nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Extreme: 292nd in the regionMost Devout: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 309th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 310th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 369th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 406th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 460th in the region

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