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The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia

“Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.846 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,338 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,154 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,126,015 per year while the poor average 3,182, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mr Happy's Funland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 245,146th in the world and 34th in Taijitu for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.98 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Highest Crime Rates: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Armed: 24thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 101stMost Avoided: 133rdFattest Citizens: 138thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 339thLargest Insurance Industry: 361stRudest Citizens: 399thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 436thHighest Economic Output: 454thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 475thLargest Mining Sector: 516thLargest Publishing Industry: 561stLargest Retail Industry: 584thLargest Gambling Industry: 938thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,185thHighest Average Incomes: 1,474thSmartest Citizens: 1,645thMost Secular: 1,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,053rdLargest Populations: 2,179thTop
Most Influential: 2,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,450thNudest: 10,273rdLargest Black Market: 10,315thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,906thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,021stMost Pro-Market: 17,895thMost Politically Free: 20,922ndMost Cultured: 21,257thMost Extreme: 22,242nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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