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The Imperial Federation of Goyanes

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.516 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Drams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,498 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Goyanean military, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goyanes's national animal is the Gojan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goyanes is ranked 221,981st in the world and 8,786th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Influential: 1,149thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,472ndLargest Black Market: 6,849thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,127thBest Weather: 8,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,390thHighest Economic Output: 9,663rdMost Cultured: 9,671stHealthiest Citizens: 10,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,601stNudest: 11,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,581stTop
Most Stationary: 12,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,748thHighest Average Incomes: 13,221stMost Developed: 14,103rdMost Armed: 14,610thMost Efficient Economies: 14,709thLargest Retail Industry: 15,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,071stSmartest Citizens: 17,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,502ndMost Secular: 20,359th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 251st in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionLargest Black Market: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionNudest: 411th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 426th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 474th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 487th in the regionMost Cultured: 495th in the regionMost Armed: 499th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionBest Weather: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 605th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 620th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 643rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 676th in the regionRudest Citizens: 676th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 751st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 776th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 777th in the regionMost Developed: 802nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 905th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 947th in the region

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