Spotlight on:
The B-Rushing Union of Gopnikiya |
“Drop me AVP”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Page |
The B-Rushing Union of Gopnikiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Gopnikian Peoples Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.648 billion Gopniks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievley. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gopnikian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion AVP drops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,203 AVP drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gopnikiya's national animal is the lesser-spotted squatting brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
Gopnikiya is ranked 43,127th in the world and 120th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 1,029.4140286746 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
- : Gopnikiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.