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The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas

“Those who bless the poor shall find blessing”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.143 billion GoodKingWenceslasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 329 trillion markkaa a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,011 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether GoodKingWenceslasian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. Crime is well under control. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 176,190th in the world and 83rd in Christmas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,533rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,300thMost Influential: 5,726thBest Weather: 9,503rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,518thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,025thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,659thMost Politically Free: 16,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,340thLargest Black Market: 18,511th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Finmany, Earthbound Immortal Squad, Snowman, Krampustown, Little St Nick, JackyFrost, Iced Pickle, and Sharkboy and Lavagirl Is A Good Movie 9.