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The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas

“Those who bless the poor shall find blessing”

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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.685 billion Wenceslians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 341 trillion markkaa a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,044 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Stephen was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 217,244th in the world and 98th in Christmas for Most Secular, with 12.25 Atheism Rate.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 969thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,992ndTop
Most Influential: 4,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,866thBest Weather: 7,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,419thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,990thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,040thLargest Black Market: 21,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,098th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Finmany, Earthbound Immortal Squad, Snowman, Krampustown, Little St Nick, and Grinchlandia.