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The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria

“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”

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The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.345 billion Gooblarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,126 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 374,807 Goobles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that The Chosen One is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, The Chosen One is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gooblaria is ranked 13,455^th in the world and 58^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 41 flags saluted per person per day.

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