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The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria

“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”

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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.345 billion Gooblarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,126 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 374,807 Goobles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that The Chosen One is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, The Chosen One is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gooblaria is ranked 13,455th in the world and 58th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 41 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 115thRudest Citizens: 172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 350thFattest Citizens: 402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 419thLargest Retail Industry: 424thMost Corrupt Governments: 488thLargest Insurance Industry: 548thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 860thLargest Mining Sector: 864thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 877thMost Avoided: 1,093rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,226thMost Efficient Economies: 1,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,513thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,545thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,710thHighest Economic Output: 1,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,463rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,524thLargest Governments: 3,542ndMost Cultured: 3,693rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,907thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,567thMost Stationary: 5,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,330thMost Devout: 7,680thMost Armed: 7,845thLargest Black Market: 8,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,106thMost Patriotic: 13,455thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,133rdLargest Populations: 17,461stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,014thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,096thHighest Drug Use: 22,587thLowest Crime Rates: 23,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,411th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the region

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