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The State of Goli Aike |
“Card Farming”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Guer Aike Territories |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The State of Goli Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.751 billion Goli Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akielo. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Goli Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,891 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,171 Teshken Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goli Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.
Goli Aike is ranked 204,856th in the world and 3rd in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Goli Aike was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Goli Aike, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
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Goli Aike, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
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Goli Aike, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
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Goli Aike, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
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Goli Aike, the children of Goli Aike are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
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Goli Aike, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Epolenk Parrondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
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Goli Aike, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
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Goli Aike, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
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Goli Aike, Goli Aikean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.