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The State of Goli Aike

“Card Farming”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Guer Aike Territories

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The State of Goli Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.751 billion Goli Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akielo. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Goli Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,891 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,171 Teshken Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goli Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Goli Aike is ranked 204,856th in the world and 3rd in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 380thMost Patriotic: 465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 807thHighest Poor Incomes: 953rdHighest Average Incomes: 989thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,231stMost Armed: 1,344thLargest Black Market: 1,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,078thTop
Largest Governments: 2,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,579thNudest: 3,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,888thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,651stSmartest Citizens: 4,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,008thMost Authoritarian: 7,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,329thMost Cultured: 7,897thLargest Retail Industry: 8,791stHighest Economic Output: 10,418thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,915thHealthiest Citizens: 11,347thMost Conservative: 11,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,584thTop
Most Developed: 15,115thMost Devout: 24,872nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

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