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The Iron Fist Consumerist state of Golgorna |
“the path to godhood is lit by the lamps of science.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Iron Fist Consumerist state of Golgorna is a huge, safe nation, ruled by -data expunged- with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 926 million Golgornans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unlondon. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Golgornan economy, worth 132 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,790 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Golgornan Space Agency, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golgorna's national animal is the 20 mm autocannon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Golgorna is ranked 85,858th in the world and 2,366th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 132 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Golgorna, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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Golgorna, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Golgornan Space Agency.
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Golgorna, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
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Golgorna, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
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Golgorna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Golgorna, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
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Golgorna, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
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Golgorna, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Golgorna is often a lifetime appointment.
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Golgorna's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Golgorna, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.