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The Kingdom of Goldvarnia

“Norrskenet kommer att vägleda oss”

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The Kingdom of Goldvarnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Amrous with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 20.978 billion Goldvarnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnlökstad. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldvarnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,038 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,174 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, Goldvarnian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Goldvarnia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goldvarnia is ranked 6,809^th in the world and 9^th in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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