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The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia

“Working Towards a Brighter Future!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: North Korea

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Davit Purplinski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.755 billion Golanchans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golanchograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golanchian economy, worth a remarkable 9,810 trillion Purroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 496,617 Purroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime is totally unknown. Golanchia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Golanchia is ranked 239,662nd in the world and 38th in North Korea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36thMost Secular: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72ndLargest Governments: 73rdHighest Poor Incomes: 80thMost Beautiful Environments: 91stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113thMost Subsidized Industry: 114thSmartest Citizens: 159thMost Inclusive: 226thLowest Crime Rates: 249thMost Cultured: 281stLargest Black Market: 316thHighest Average Incomes: 331stMost Developed: 426thMost Corrupt Governments: 435thLongest Average Lifespans: 478thHighest Economic Output: 516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 827thBest Weather: 1,157thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,381stMost Efficient Economies: 1,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,094thHealthiest Citizens: 2,294thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,180thNicest Citizens: 4,134thMost Influential: 4,181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,389thMost Stationary: 6,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,537thLargest Populations: 7,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,622ndTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,451stMost Income Equality: 17,443rd
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » North American Communists, Ferasdor, Libertasnia, Marxist-Feminists, and Carrico.