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The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia

“Working Towards a Brighter Future!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: North Korea

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Davit Purplinski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 22.532 billion Golanchans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golanchograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golanchian economy, worth an astonishing 10,641 trillion Purroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,282 Purroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, there are no more heroes any more, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Golanchia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Golanchia is ranked 251st in the world and 1st in North Korea for Highest Poor Incomes, with 359,237.84 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 36thMost Secular: 46thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84thLargest Governments: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 104thMost Patriotic: 127thSmartest Citizens: 159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184thHighest Poor Incomes: 251stLowest Crime Rates: 255thMost Subsidized Industry: 267thHighest Food Quality: 287thMost Cultured: 304thMost Inclusive: 344thMost Developed: 475thHighest Average Incomes: 493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 513thLongest Average Lifespans: 530thHighest Economic Output: 555thLargest Black Market: 657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 885thBest Weather: 1,448thMost Efficient Economies: 1,857thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,003rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,577thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,963rdMost Influential: 4,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,265thMost Stationary: 5,638thNicest Citizens: 5,759thLargest Populations: 7,391stMost Authoritarian: 8,042ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,381stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,291stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,883rd
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Ferasdor, Libertasnia, Diamatiya, and Zulankan Peoples Militia.