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The State of Going Squirrelly

“From Many, One”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Purgatory

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The State of Going Squirrelly is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.832 billion Going Squirrellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The Going Squirrellyian economy, worth 372 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 26,910 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,441 per year while the poor average 1,686, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Going Squirrelly's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Going Squirrelly is ranked 25,472nd in the world and 4th in Purgatory for Most Stationary, with 1,451.04662688512 days.

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Most Pro-Market: 3,030thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,094thMost Politically Free: 3,461stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,206thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,224thHighest Crime Rates: 6,541stHighest Drug Use: 6,544thMost Avoided: 8,767thRudest Citizens: 14,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,112thFattest Citizens: 14,583rdTop
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Nudest: 19,715thMost Extreme: 21,739thMost Armed: 23,081stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25,421stMost Stationary: 25,472ndLargest Populations: 29,561st

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