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The Military dictatorship of Godly sky

“I don’t know just look at me or telegram me”

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The Military dictatorship of Godly sky is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Phobus Abaddon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.421 billion Godias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Devils hell hole. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unknownian economy, worth 182 trillion ICS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,721 ICS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godly sky's national animal is the Giant mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Vulcan.

Godly sky is ranked 165,714^th in the world and 9^th in The Rejected Onionists for Most Stationary, with 39.81130785408 days.

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