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The Woodhouse Sanctum of God of Love

“Skin on skin, let the love begin”

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The Woodhouse Sanctum of God of Love is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.769 billion God of Loveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong God of Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 52,768 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for God of Lovean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God of Love's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

God of Love is ranked 115,827^th in the world and 1^st in The Soviet Union Of Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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