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The Squinted Eyes of Goblin Man

“... he looks more than half like a goblin.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Germany

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The Squinted Eyes of Goblin Man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Goblin Man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.351 billion Half-Orcs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bree. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The all-consuming Half-Orcian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Korrupps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 76,346 Korrupps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,058 per year while the poor average 6,507, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Goblin Man's national animal is the Shark-Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sauron's Call.

Goblin Man is ranked 333,299th in the world and 33rd in Germany for Smartest Citizens, with 1.34 quips per hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,621stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,790thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,234thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,540thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,771stFattest Citizens: 8,350thLargest Retail Industry: 10,936thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,929thMost Secular: 14,001stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 17,589thMost Armed: 24,256thLargest Populations: 26,477thHighest Economic Output: 27,795thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,806thMost Influential: 34,070th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

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