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The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang

“Aracade dislikes the late”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.654 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 193 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,958 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, nations across the world are quick to praise Liam de Ganarg's good looks and intellectual prowess, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Genengshigninism.

Goblin Gang is ranked 221,494th in the world and 8,861st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 16.99 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rdMost Influential: 1,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,852ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,464thMost Authoritarian: 7,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,130thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,987thBest Weather: 8,338thMost Devout: 8,406thLowest Crime Rates: 9,439thMost Conservative: 9,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,608thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,805thLargest Governments: 15,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,935th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionMost Devout: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 388th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Conservative: 470th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 491st in the regionBest Weather: 495th in the regionMost Influential: 510th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 525th in the regionMost Extreme: 572nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 578th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 598th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 654th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 730th in the regionLargest Governments: 764th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 880th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 917th in the region

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