The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang
“Aracade dislikes the late”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.654 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 193 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,958 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, nations across the world are quick to praise Liam de Ganarg's good looks and intellectual prowess, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Genengshigninism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palgo.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Crookstan.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Que Lukustinardon.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Republic of Pazair.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Evil Lady For Delegate of Nimarya.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Bongo Mountain.
- : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
Endorsements Received: 212 » Koda-Land, Heilhum Imperius, The Rhein States, Corfad, Runeda, Prydania, Holy Oranz, Liminyj, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, The Iron Lions, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Hamerica, Siwale, Votak Matim, Cretox State, Morover, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Eywaan, Aerilia, Empy, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Vincone Cae, Republica Guilleana, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Zzozona, Sikol, Newpromisedland, Amerian States, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Xyrron, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, and 162 others.Wineclaw, Outer Shenendoah, Simone Republic, Shadowrik, Valentine Z, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, Chips and Guac, North Bratislava, Lulubellia, Sunto, Hardscrabble, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Kranostav, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, WeKnow, Innocentic, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, East Supple Lund, Seanat, Solcius, Madjack, Dicko, Chukstik Illahi, Viridiann, Esplandia, Cloydicia, Panama Coalition, Alice Gardens, Wooleystan, Humptalumpta, Joodey, Potatolandium, Batatoland Empire, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Pytong, Bankowiata, Yukti, Ice and Tinian, Karazan, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Pasargad, The Pantheons, Imperial Pieserged, Azzarel, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Desvios, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Cathy Myschittland, Venicea, Free Atlantis, East Akra, The Pleiads, Walter Jackson, Changjo, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, HolyDoge, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Intion North, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Quentiam Viventem, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Confederacy of North America, Muqatil, Super Girl, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The Endless Eventide, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Porotia, Moubarakistan, Ellbonnia, Barabolia, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, Svenskan, Travislavania, Dangine, Kromi, Siforpeo, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Clan Spaniel, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, WhoHateeta, Tringapore, Kastonvia, Kinitopia, Sopernia, ForestMythal, Bearical, Unshleepd, Jaxikistan, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, Sahriastan, Kingdom Of Manaf, Lionia, Bongo Mountain, ROM, Nimarya, New Celoveniortan, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Crookstan, and Palgo.