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The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah

“In goat we trust”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 4.537 billion Goatentahians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 431 trillion goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,051 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Roberte Boberte Robertson's Twitcher account is typically used to share goat memes rather than government policy, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 54,346th in the world and 2,737th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 36.4 Quips Per Hour.

Most Devout: 1,507thTop
Most Influential: 3,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,813thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,988thBest Weather: 11,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,166thLowest Crime Rates: 13,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,906thMost Inclusive: 15,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,864th
Most Devout: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 478th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 508th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 624th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 677th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 791st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 812th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 815th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 864th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 885th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 892nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 943rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 37 » Frances Francis the First of France, Alunya, Omnistria, Sinelona, Territorio di Nessuno, 1 very fast endotarter, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Doggerstan, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Siwale, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Peldorn, The Rhein States, Trillius, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Napnomadia, Lomjia, Koda-Land, THX1138, Bayern-Straubing, Malphe, Tappan Hills, Victoriaans Nederlands, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, Ejhsa, Sil Dorsett, El Rojo Octubre, Apetopia, Sundred, and Medra Community and Independent Society.