The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah
“In goat we trust”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 4.183 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.
The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Federation Terra Australis.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Principality of Sil Dorsett.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Best SC Member of Frances Francis the First of France.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Sinelona.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Republic of Selfgradatude.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Expansive Golden Memeverse of Uganda Knuckles UK.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
Endorsements Received: 41 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Papika, Pallaith, Sundred, Corfad, Shibutani, Alunya, Democritus, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Joodey, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Aerilia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Bridgett, Ethnon, Maovale, The Black Cathedral, Kwaj, Riverwinde, Bayern-Straubing, IsiMUd, Napnomadia, Tappan Hills, Koda-Land, Torakuen, Sheldanada, Pasargad, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Federation Terra Australis, and Holy Oranz.