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The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah

“In goat we trust”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 4.183 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 162,019th in the world and 8,576th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 48.22 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Devout: 1,760thMost Influential: 3,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,408thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,029thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,329thBest Weather: 13,728thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,861st
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Most Devout: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 581st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 630th in the regionBest Weather: 763rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 41 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Papika, Pallaith, Sundred, Corfad, Shibutani, Alunya, Democritus, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Joodey, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Aerilia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Bridgett, Ethnon, Maovale, The Black Cathedral, Kwaj, Riverwinde, Bayern-Straubing, IsiMUd, Napnomadia, Tappan Hills, Koda-Land, Torakuen, Sheldanada, Pasargad, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Federation Terra Australis, and Holy Oranz.