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The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go

“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Linden with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 46.265 billion Canucks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fan Zone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Go Canucks Goan economy, worth an astonishing 20,362 trillion Sedin Twins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,128 Sedin Twins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,983 per year while the poor average 79,072, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Go Canucks Go's national animal is the Killer Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cup Fever.

Go Canucks Go is ranked 11,223rd in the world and 19th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,183.28025547752 days.

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Largest Populations: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 88thHighest Economic Output: 124thLargest Gambling Industry: 173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 307thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 331stMost Armed: 353rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 372ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 380thLargest Insurance Industry: 456thHighest Crime Rates: 487thMost Avoided: 565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 724thHighest Average Incomes: 763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 914thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,007thFattest Citizens: 1,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,046thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,047thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,385thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,426thRudest Citizens: 1,891stLargest Mining Sector: 2,202ndSmartest Citizens: 2,498thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,124thMost Cultured: 4,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,624thLargest Retail Industry: 6,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,456thMost Efficient Economies: 10,517thMost Stationary: 11,223rdMost Influential: 11,383rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 26,569thHighest Food Quality: 27,553rdMost Pro-Market: 28,972nd

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