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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers

“Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Below Average
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.244 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,881 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 253,159th in the world and 10,773rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdMost Influential: 961stTop
Largest Populations: 3,814thLargest Black Market: 5,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,683rdHighest Economic Output: 6,679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,788thMost Secular: 7,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,318thMost Armed: 8,326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,539thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,170thTop
Most Developed: 15,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,016thLowest Crime Rates: 19,455thMost Cultured: 20,000thLargest Governments: 20,075thMost Efficient Economies: 20,384thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,969thSmartest Citizens: 21,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,977thMost Stationary: 23,927th
Largest Populations: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost Armed: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 394th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 421st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 536th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 541st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 571st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 586th in the regionMost Developed: 830th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 894th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 904th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 918th in the regionLargest Governments: 954th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 985th in the regionMost Cultured: 988th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,033rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,113th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,120th in the region

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