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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers

“Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.636 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,055 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 164,308th in the world and 8,451st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.77 Years.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 390thTop
5%Largest Black Market: 3,235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,057thLargest Populations: 4,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,503rdHighest Economic Output: 5,275thMost Armed: 5,884thMost Secular: 6,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,963rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,325thTop
10%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,906thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,149thMost Efficient Economies: 17,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,493rdMost Cultured: 19,572ndMost Developed: 20,644thTop
1%Largest Populations: 48th in the regionTop
5%Largest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 171st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Armed: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionMost Secular: 355th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 497th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionTop
10%Most Subsidized Industry: 517th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 629th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 718th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 836th in the regionMost Cultured: 935th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 937th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,006th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,006th in the regionMost Developed: 1,013th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,014th in the region

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