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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers

“Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.181 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,761 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 21,686th in the world and 1,046th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 25.14 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 293rdMost Influential: 456thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,866thLargest Populations: 4,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,011thHighest Economic Output: 5,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,472ndMost Secular: 6,546thMost Armed: 6,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,525thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,065thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,960thMost Developed: 19,562ndMost Cultured: 19,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,257thLargest Governments: 21,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,036th
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Largest Populations: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 141st in the regionLargest Black Market: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionMost Armed: 255th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 468th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 517th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 676th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 693rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 736th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 853rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 884th in the regionMost Cultured: 974th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 975th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 998th in the regionMost Developed: 1,025th in the region

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