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The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.297 billion Gnomes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,181 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 14,222nd in the world and 512th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 67.9 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 116thMost Influential: 1,260thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,623rdLargest Populations: 4,281stMost Secular: 5,387thHighest Economic Output: 6,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,174thMost Armed: 7,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,146thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,473rdLargest Black Market: 10,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,876thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,794thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,552ndHighest Drug Use: 14,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,715th
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Largest Populations: 47th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 278th in the regionMost Armed: 279th in the regionMost Secular: 299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 300th in the regionLargest Black Market: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 477th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 477th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 512th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 526th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 559th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 789th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 805th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 829th in the regionMost Cultured: 842nd in the region

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