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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers

“Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

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The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.367 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,932 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 79,273rd in the world and 3,495th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,258.24 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 386thMost Influential: 661stTop
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Largest Populations: 4,027thLargest Black Market: 5,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,506thHighest Economic Output: 6,582ndMost Secular: 6,817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,556thMost Armed: 7,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,798thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,012thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,014thMost Efficient Economies: 18,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,521stMost Developed: 18,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,332ndMost Cultured: 19,834thLargest Governments: 21,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,090thSmartest Citizens: 24,062nd
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Largest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionLargest Black Market: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionMost Armed: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionMost Secular: 371st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 440th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 461st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 475th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 518th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 633rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 644th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 646th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 835th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 840th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 921st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 946th in the region

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