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The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld |
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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First One with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.756 billion GnomeFreeFolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abercwmbackofbeyond. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The strong GnomeFree economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Bollocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,677 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
First One's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GnomeFreeWorld's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
GnomeFreeWorld is ranked 141,689th in the world and 5,743rd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 169 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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GnomeFreeWorld, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, First One's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship First One day after day.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in
GnomeFreeWorld, nations that kill a GnomeFreeOne can expect a strongly worded letter.