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The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld

“Er lles yr holl”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First One with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.248 billion GnomeFreeFolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abercwmbackofbeyond. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The strong GnomeFree economy, worth a remarkable 2,709 trillion Bollocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,488 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official GnomeFree Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and public parks are littered with cigarette butts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GnomeFreeWorld's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GnomeFreeWorld is ranked 236,666th in the world and 7,612th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 3.17 Obesity Rate.

Most Pacifist: 579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 668thSafest: 695thLargest Welfare Programs: 739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 978thMost Cheerful Citizens: 982ndNicest Citizens: 994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,171stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,214thMost Cultured: 1,534thLowest Crime Rates: 1,537thLargest Governments: 1,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,773rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,051stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,417thMost Inclusive: 2,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,804thBest Weather: 3,059thSmartest Citizens: 4,886thHighest Economic Output: 5,665thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,979thLargest Populations: 10,034thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,534thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,827thMost Income Equality: 17,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,622nd
Most Pacifist: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 208th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 227th in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 291st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 428th in the regionMost Income Equality: 476th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 574th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 721st in the region

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