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The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld

“Er lles yr holl”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First One with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.756 billion GnomeFreeFolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abercwmbackofbeyond. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The strong GnomeFree economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Bollocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,677 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First One's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GnomeFreeWorld's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GnomeFreeWorld is ranked 141,689th in the world and 5,743rd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 169 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Pacifist: 563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 640thLargest Welfare Programs: 685thSafest: 705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 933rdNicest Citizens: 945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,154thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,211thMost Cultured: 1,560thLowest Crime Rates: 1,576thLargest Governments: 1,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,645thHealthiest Citizens: 2,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,250thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,757thBest Weather: 2,985thSmartest Citizens: 4,858thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,564thHighest Economic Output: 5,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,904thLargest Populations: 10,108thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,541stMost Income Equality: 17,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,844thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,974th
Most Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 301st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 426th in the regionMost Income Equality: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 721st in the region

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