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The Prosaic Union of Gnejs

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: International Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Prosaic Union of Gnejs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tangeus Oxwald with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.67 billion Gnejsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Kejm. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnejsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,534 trillion Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,316 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gnejs is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is totally unknown. Gnejs's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amor Fati.

Gnejs is ranked 238,497th in the world and 124th in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -21.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348thMost Rebellious Youth: 502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 567thBest Weather: 854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 881stMost Pacifist: 896thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,010thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,079thNicest Citizens: 1,099thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,232ndMost Inclusive: 1,401stMost Cultured: 1,427thSmartest Citizens: 1,807thMost Developed: 2,114thMost Influential: 2,265thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,101stLargest Governments: 3,267thMost Efficient Economies: 3,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,454thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,574thHighest Economic Output: 3,733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,956thHealthiest Citizens: 3,976thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,396thSafest: 5,880thMost Stationary: 6,325thHighest Average Incomes: 7,892ndLargest Populations: 9,304thMost Secular: 10,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,372ndTop
Most Income Equality: 17,743rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,717thMost Politically Free: 21,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,436th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the region

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