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The Rosy Red Republics of Gloucester City

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The Rosy Red Republics of Gloucester City is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jon Bon Jovi with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.058 billion Lemons are pretty cooooooooooo0000000ooooool are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chite City. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gloucester Chite economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Pokatioa Chite Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,958 Pokatioa Chite Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, it's scientifically provable that Gloucester Chite guys don't know how to make a woman happy, and Gloucester Chite doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gloucester City's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is イスラム教の神.

Gloucester City is ranked 55,209^th in the world and 102^nd in Carcassonne for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.84 law-abiding acts per hour.

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