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The Republic of Glorious North Jaffea |
“Praise be to Jaffa! Praise be to his corruption! ”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Imperium Figarium |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Republic of Glorious North Jaffea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 16.822 billion Glorious North Jaffeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraem. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Glorious North Jaffean economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Trading Cards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,486 Trading Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Glorious North Jaffea in an international press conference, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious North Jaffea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Glorious North Jaffea is ranked 83,148th in the world and 1st in Imperium Figarium for Most Stationary, with 573.70218838592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Glorious North Jaffea's influence in Imperium Figarium fell from "Superpower" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Glorious North Jaffea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Following new legislation in Glorious North Jaffea, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.