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The Republic of Glorious North Jaffea

“Praise be to Jaffa! Praise be to his corruption! ”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Imperium Figarium

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Republic of Glorious North Jaffea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 16.822 billion Glorious North Jaffeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraem. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Glorious North Jaffean economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Trading Cards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,486 Trading Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Glorious North Jaffea in an international press conference, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious North Jaffea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glorious North Jaffea is ranked 83,148th in the world and 1st in Imperium Figarium for Most Stationary, with 573.70218838592 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,558thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,814thBest Weather: 7,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,543rdMost Influential: 14,764thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,119thHighest Food Quality: 16,786thMost Inclusive: 17,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 21,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,961stLargest Populations: 22,020thMost Cultured: 22,191stSmartest Citizens: 28,586thMost Secular: 29,543rd

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