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The Superstate of Gloriosa Arstotzka

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Flanelistan

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Superstate of Gloriosa Arstotzka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.547 billion Arstotzkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pаяаdizиа. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arstotzkan economy, worth 542 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,013 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", bilingual Arstotzkans are viewed with suspicion, child labor has been outlawed, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Arstotzkans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gloriosa Arstotzka's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Gloriosa Arstotzka is ranked 18,250th in the world and 20th in Flanelistan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,489.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 687thMost Patriotic: 1,282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,360thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,660thMost Secular: 2,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,144thMost Authoritarian: 3,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,582ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,346thLargest Black Market: 4,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,481stMost Conservative: 6,129thHighest Average Incomes: 6,248thLargest Governments: 7,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,360thLowest Crime Rates: 10,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,709thTop
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Most Developed: 13,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,987thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,889thHealthiest Citizens: 16,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,250thMost Extreme: 22,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,540th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the region

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