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The Commonwealth of Glen Cooley

“We Will Endure”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Glen Cooley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Chief Reverend Seamas MacPhearson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.645 billion Glen Cooleyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C˙ailnge. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Glen Cooleyian economy, worth 155 trillion Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,554 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, both criminals and civilians are DOA, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glen Cooley's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Rollers of Samson.

Glen Cooley is ranked 92,934th in the world and 3,658th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,618.43 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 1,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,834thMost Influential: 2,281stTop
Most Armed: 3,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,129thFattest Citizens: 6,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,894thMost Conservative: 11,836thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,135thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,830thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,252ndMost Authoritarian: 19,586thLowest Crime Rates: 20,284thLargest Retail Industry: 20,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,148th
Most Devout: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionFattest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 483rd in the regionMost Conservative: 533rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 595th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 622nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 654th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 721st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 726th in the region

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