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The Federated Giraffe State of Giraffeton

“Praise to all giraffes”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Giraffe Federation

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Federated Giraffe State of Giraffeton is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Professional Giraffe with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.708 billion Giraffetonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giraffeton City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giraffetonian economy, worth 164 trillion Giraffereums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,245 Giraffereums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, life is short but human kindness is endless, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Giraffeton's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Giraffeton is ranked 22,426th in the world and 1st in The Giraffe Federation for Smartest Citizens, with 58.42 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 730thTop
Most Pacifist: 6,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,875thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,754thMost Secular: 12,950thNicest Citizens: 13,133rdTop
Most Inclusive: 14,977thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,461stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,666thMost Developed: 21,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,014thHighest Food Quality: 22,256thSmartest Citizens: 22,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 26,563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 26,686thSafest: 26,783rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

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