Spotlight on:
The Rapid Reindeer of Gio Farm 40 |
“Card Farming”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Giovanniland |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Rapid Reindeer of Gio Farm 40 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.897 billion Gio Farm 40ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 40ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,364 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 40's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 40 is ranked 86,952nd in the world and 43rd in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.87953779688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 40's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Gio Farm 40 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Gio Farm 40 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 40, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.