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The Cuddly Red Paws of Ginger Panda

“Giant Pandas are a waste of conservation effort”

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The Cuddly Red Paws of Ginger Panda is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 12.072 billion Ginger Pandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ginger Pandan economy, worth 585 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,468 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ginger Panda's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ginger Panda is ranked 91,585^th in the world and 578^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.96 law-abiding acts per hour.

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