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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies

“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.261 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,953 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,716 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Gig Em Aggiesian Colonial Thesaurus, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 1,396th in the world and 4th in Texas for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,696.98 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 52ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175thMost Subsidized Industry: 254thHighest Economic Output: 280thHighest Average Incomes: 324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 399thMost Corrupt Governments: 451stLowest Crime Rates: 737thMost Stationary: 773rdLargest Governments: 822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 839thMost Beautiful Environments: 882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 926thMost Efficient Economies: 940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,063rdBest Weather: 1,112thMost Influential: 1,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,412thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,068thMost Devout: 2,150thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,638thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,647thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,959thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,098thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,660thLargest Populations: 4,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,856thSmartest Citizens: 5,621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,248thRudest Citizens: 10,487thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,304thMost Conservative: 14,704thMost Developed: 14,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,261stLargest Retail Industry: 21,262nd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the region

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