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The Democratic Republic of Get Away From Me

“No, Wait, Come Back”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Democratic Republic of Get Away From Me is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Christmas Powers with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.557 billion Get Awayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paczki. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The all-consuming Get Awayan economy, worth 953 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,114 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of Get Awayians are excellent swimmers, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and recognizing the Get Awayan flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Get Away From Me's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Get Away From Me is ranked 4,988th in the world and 305th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 852ndMost Influential: 966thMost Pacifist: 1,102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,134thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,174thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,321stMost Inclusive: 1,362ndNicest Citizens: 1,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,595thSafest: 1,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,034thTop
Best Weather: 2,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,609thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,815thHealthiest Citizens: 2,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,549thMost Cultured: 4,234thSmartest Citizens: 4,621stLowest Crime Rates: 4,988thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,532ndLargest Governments: 5,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,098thNudest: 10,033rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,046thMost Developed: 11,938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,514thMost Income Equality: 13,602ndHighest Economic Output: 17,640thMost Secular: 18,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,082nd
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionSafest: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 305th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 325th in the regionMost Income Equality: 345th in the regionNudest: 368th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 380th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 412th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 439th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 588th in the regionMost Developed: 696th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 718th in the region

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