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The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.893 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.1%.

The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 856 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,978 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.

German Tyrane is ranked 26,817^th in the world and 132^nd in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 2,625.48 milliStalins.