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The People's Republic of German Tribes

“Life in Freedom”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The People's Republic of German Tribes is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 449 million German Tribesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equal. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong German Tribesian economy, worth 20.6 trillion Corns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,978 Corns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. German Tribes's national animal is the Budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

German Tribes is ranked 275,198th in the world and 13,319th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Nudest: 467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,592ndTop
Most Influential: 4,827thMost Armed: 4,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,340thMost Secular: 8,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,321stBest Weather: 10,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,364thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 15,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,699thNicest Citizens: 16,447thMost Inclusive: 17,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,688thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,472nd
Nudest: 11th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 155th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 342nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 371st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 385th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Secular: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 419th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 556th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 563rd in the regionBest Weather: 567th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 624th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 761st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 795th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 798th in the regionNicest Citizens: 902nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 968th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 969th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 975th in the regionMost Influential: 1,011th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,041st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,228th in the region

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