The People's Republic of German Tribes
“Life in Freedom”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The People's Republic of German Tribes is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 449 million German Tribesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equal. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong German Tribesian economy, worth 20.6 trillion Corns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,978 Corns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. German Tribes's national animal is the Budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : German Tribes endorsed The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : German Tribes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : German Tribes was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in German Tribes, the German Tribesian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
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