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The Crony Republic of Genistan

“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Crony Republic of Genistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Zodiac with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.529 billion Genistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subterropolis. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Genistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,272 trillion Cides a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,788 Cides, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and Genistanians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Genistan's national animal is the Anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bathorism.

Genistan is ranked 2,564th in the world and 22nd in Europeia for Rudest Citizens, with 209.28 Insults Per Minute.

Most Influential: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 249thFattest Citizens: 418thLargest Insurance Industry: 500thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 573rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 964thLargest Mining Sector: 992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,139thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,174thLargest Black Market: 1,337thMost Avoided: 1,348thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,799thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,325thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,564thMost Efficient Economies: 2,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thHighest Economic Output: 2,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,510thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,657thLowest Crime Rates: 6,382ndLargest Governments: 7,234thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,970thMost Stationary: 8,458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,618thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,326thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,403rdMost Devout: 10,553rdTop
Largest Populations: 20,085thMost Primitive: 20,652nd
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the region

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