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The Awkward Adages of Geektopia

“Every year in this country is ninety two years OOC.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Europeia

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The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.704 billion Kwandoites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,390 cryptos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Yellow-billed Swan Park is the tallest building in Geektopia, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Geektopia" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 183,956th in the world and 590th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,430thLargest Black Market: 2,022ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thMost Efficient Economies: 2,672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,727thMost Devout: 2,727thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,096thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,663rdMost Influential: 3,701stMost Avoided: 3,747thLargest Mining Sector: 4,244thHighest Average Incomes: 4,653rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,358thNudest: 6,628thLargest Retail Industry: 6,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,376thTop
Most Developed: 11,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,251stLargest Governments: 12,962ndHighest Economic Output: 14,319thSmartest Citizens: 15,600thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,827thLowest Crime Rates: 16,771stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,498th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the region

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