The Awkward Adages of Geektopia
“Every year in this country is ninety two years OOC.”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Page
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.704 billion Kwandoites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,390 cryptos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The treehouse in Yellow-billed Swan Park is the tallest building in Geektopia, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Geektopia" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Geektopia's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Allied States of Doru Dar Novae.
- : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
- : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Blooming Queendom of Blumeland.
- : Geektopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
- : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
- : Geektopia changed its national motto to "Every year in this country is ninety two years OOC.".
- : Geektopia endorsed The James Monroe simps of Sincluda.
Endorsements Received: 79 » Penlopa, Algamonzimt, Primorye Oblast, Ganud, Caffeinated, Raghallaigh, Le Libertia, Pirataria, Samuelstani, Utopian Earth, Zakanda, Gooblaria, Terra Potestatem, Lethen, Havenwelle, Free Rosabell, Almendron, Poquaoi, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Eloscape, Beriwen, Corovos, Arvigiel, Paulotzia, Akeland, Voxum Mortalum, Mancheseva City, The Democratic Peoples, Kingdom of Stargard, Lorscinia, West Wirral, Brickfield, Deliber, Machu Cornwall, P0ptr0pica, Former Raxhiria, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Alpharod, Kroll Union, Vlazinova, Union Lysk, Mediocrea, The Lost Men, United Northen States Canada, Disney Know it Alls, Euperis, Tarkovinia, Purple Ruthenia, Tital Mania, Polgaria, and 29 others.Sanjira, Birgenland, Bursken, Cortlandt Manor, Dark Edgyness, Bolger, Scaletta, Andradus, Coloamerica, Caleban, Greatnessity City, Gabingston, Guatemalan Corsica, Greenburgland, Boopityboopboop, Kashyaps, Kanote, Royal Alchemia, Default Flag, Land of Bobtopia, Vatinland, The Nation of the People of the Nation, The Zombay, Alleon, Gustavpolis, Londoniopol, Sincluda, Blumeland, and Doru Dar Novae.