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The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia

“you mount the short-eared ass”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Googondolda-dusudecex with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.852 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 691 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,555 cryptos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,281 per year while the poor average 46,551, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.

Geektopia is ranked 4,075th in the world and 236th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 42,174.7 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 700thMost Subsidized Industry: 859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,505thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,923rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,952ndNudest: 3,035thMost Efficient Economies: 3,137thLargest Black Market: 3,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,425thMost Devout: 4,521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,531stLargest Retail Industry: 6,201stLargest Mining Sector: 6,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,309thMost Influential: 6,578thHighest Average Incomes: 8,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,811thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,856thMost Developed: 15,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,772ndSmartest Citizens: 17,831stLargest Governments: 20,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,071st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 131st in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionMost Devout: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 288th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 468th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 607th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 665th in the regionRudest Citizens: 703rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 744th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 789th in the regionMost Developed: 842nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 923rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 940th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 970th in the regionLargest Governments: 970th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 998th in the region

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