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The Awkward Adages of Geektopia

“Every year in this country is ninety two years OOC.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.603 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion cryptos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 302,198 cryptos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,123,169 per year while the poor average 57,131, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 4,144th in the world and 53rd in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,931.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Subsidized Industry: 391stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 403rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781stMost Influential: 1,028thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,139thLargest Black Market: 1,355thLargest Retail Industry: 1,428thMost Efficient Economies: 1,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,910thMost Devout: 1,977thHighest Average Incomes: 2,241stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,835thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,668thMost Avoided: 5,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,704thRudest Citizens: 5,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,004thLargest Governments: 6,313thFattest Citizens: 7,096thHighest Economic Output: 7,234thLowest Crime Rates: 7,391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,374thNudest: 9,408thMost Developed: 10,953rdSmartest Citizens: 11,414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,524thMost Cultured: 15,194thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,012thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,572nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Conservative: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the region

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