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The Rogue Nation of Gavinkuo


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: United Nations of Epics

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Rogue Nation of Gavinkuo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.794 billion Gavinkuoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VanDeLay. The average income tax rate is 2.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gavinkuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,942 trillion Puffy Shirts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 199,323 Puffy Shirts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, historical fiction has been banned, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gavinkuo's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gavinkuo is ranked 245,018th in the world and 2nd in United Nations of Epics for Most Patriotic, with 1.4 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 575thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 832ndMost Stationary: 1,006thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,487thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,716thSafest: 1,764thFattest Citizens: 2,150thMost Armed: 2,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,532ndHighest Economic Output: 2,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,632ndMost Devout: 2,722ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,195thRudest Citizens: 3,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,000thLargest Mining Sector: 5,162ndLargest Populations: 5,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,120thHighest Average Incomes: 7,407thMost Influential: 7,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,396thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,672ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,806thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,054thLowest Crime Rates: 15,174thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,304thLargest Governments: 25,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,450th

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