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The Principality of Gauguin

“Like dreams made of pieces”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Department of Labor

Regional Influence: Enforcer

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The Principality of Gauguin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eugene Henri-Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.663 billion Gauguinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Paulo. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gauguinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,332 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, nano-damsel fish are the current fad sweeping the nation, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gauguin's national animal is the damsel fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Gauguin is ranked 291,889th in the world and 11th in Department of Labor for Most Stationary, with 2.348088775 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,993rdMost Primitive: 4,980thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,790thLargest Black Market: 6,235thNudest: 6,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,011thRudest Citizens: 7,090thFattest Citizens: 7,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,712thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15,354thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,988thMost Efficient Economies: 17,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,113thMost Secular: 19,608thMost Conservative: 20,799thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,262ndLargest Governments: 27,106thHighest Average Incomes: 27,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,351stHighest Economic Output: 28,493rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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