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The Absolute Monarchy of Gasakstan

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Alterran Republic

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Absolute Monarchy of Gasakstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Pringle with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.726 billion Gasakstanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borsnaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gasakstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,145 Memes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,846,132 per year while the poor average 6,641, a ratio of 278 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Blobfish Sea, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, funding for education has been redirected into the military, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gasakstan's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gasakstan is ranked 56,952nd in the world and 2nd in The Alterran Republic for Most Extreme, scoring 25.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 446thFattest Citizens: 515thMost Armed: 577thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 600thLargest Retail Industry: 744thMost Avoided: 801stHighest Crime Rates: 900thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 999thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,329thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,822ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,974thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,102ndRudest Citizens: 2,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,380thTop
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Most Secular: 2,698thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,622ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,181stHighest Average Incomes: 4,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,570thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,734thMost Efficient Economies: 5,093rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,755thLargest Black Market: 9,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,309thHighest Economic Output: 11,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,302ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,059thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,765thLargest Governments: 20,109th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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