The Most Serene Republic of Garya
“Liberty under God”
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Regional Influence: Squire
The Most Serene Republic of Garya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marshal Gary Burns with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.285 billion Garyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Josephsburg. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Garyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,825 trillion Garyan Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 94,639 Garyan Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Jennifer Government is banned, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garya's national animal is the Golden Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Garya Reformed Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Garya was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Balkans.
- : Garya was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Garya was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces.
- : Garya endorsed The Kingdom of Grodisze.
- : Garya endorsed The Theocracy of Savinecross.
- : Following new legislation in Garya, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Garya, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
- : Following new legislation in Garya, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
- : Following new legislation in Garya, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Garya, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
Endorsements Received: 99 » Imperium Anglorum, Lexembourg, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Troltovia, An Clar, Alsted, Lovisa, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Slavorussia, The New Nordic Union, Evka, Dark Matter, Einswenn, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Outer Sparta, Sinclairtown, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Germany Third Reich, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Feria-Alkaline, St Scarlett, Pilipinas and Malaya, Regnum Italiae, Rouvenor, Pazano, Wessex and Cornwall, Leszno, North of Americas, South St Maarten, Dorpz, Nuweland, Greate San Marino, Thracia and Crimea, Death Bat, Cytadela, British Alban, Supcotia, Jim the Baptist, Republic of Satherland, Estonesia, Leranditale, Beauprix, Parliamentary Laramidia, Kenmoria WA Mission, and 49 others.GanymedEuropa, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Lumitauka, Soviet Krussia, Nardin, Viciebskaja, Soviet Taoistan, British Norklon, Novo Portugal, Belgique et France, Mallesia, Stromia, Neuchateau, Walfo, Brakanistan, Lord Sapre, Rijland, Enway, Shagolaa, Elitestland, Riverpost, Alba-Nord, Kanokla, Poland-Kaliningrad, Jarmia, Elisabethshagen, Kurman, Novolemania, Dalmannia, Carphelia, Chronus, Prussian-Union, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, The Champions League, Invernessia, Ausvelt, Someseni, Transmontagne, Escavilla, Arabia Deserta, Destyntine, Blechingia, Miechow 2, Shaor, Savinecross, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, Abject Ludicrosity, and Socialist Balkans.