The Constitutional Monarchy of Garneria State
“For Equality and Justice”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Constitutional Monarchy of Garneria State is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor Harrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.813 billion Garnerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halfhyde. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Garneria Statean economy, worth 77.2 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,592 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, Max Barry is this year's Miss Garneria State, and nations that kill a Garnerian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garneria State's national animal is the Saltwater Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Empire of Dai Han.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Westenhald.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Sultanate of Libedistan.
- : Garneria State was endorsed by The Kingdom of Greater Scottdascoda.
Endorsements Received: 84 » Qvait, The Filippinas, Amerion, Aumeltopia, Abarri, Hanguk-Nippon, Mapico, Holy Free, Erinor, Bawkie, Farengeto, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Kringalia, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Anserisa, Volaworand, Wehraboos, Beepee, Tsunamy, Marinho Islands, West Pastafaria, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Springhollow, Compli, The Worst army of, Kandorith, Auphelia, Corgitopiaa, InnWorm, Laamiva, New Briantown, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Merevane, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Zataras, Alfama, Sedunn, and 34 others.The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Los Rodeos, Rabbitz, Belschaft, Yellunstryer, Rebel-topia, Rotenaplistan, The Imperial Frost Federation, Holota, Treir, Synarion, Wakandan Tribes, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, New Goldman, Qawe, The Altan, WI SD EA D, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, NIGHTRAY, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Gonrati, Dai Han, The United Australian States, and Ipugao.