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The High IQ and Low EQ Scores of Garbage Mensa

“The Past, Present and Future walk into a Ukrainian Bar”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Ukraine

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The High IQ and Low EQ Scores of Garbage Mensa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Garbage Man-in-Chief with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 15.15 billion Garbage Mensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perjury City Dump. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Garbage Mensan economy, worth 775 trillion I Q scores a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,205 I Q scores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garbage Mensa's national animal is the emotionally unstable psuedo-genius and its national religion is The Perpetual Church of Battle.

Garbage Mensa is ranked 107,125th in the world and 9th in Ukraine for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Nudest: 1,431stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,327thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,221stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,143rdLargest Black Market: 18,612thLargest Populations: 19,828th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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