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The State of Gambier Brigade

“Green Hills of Home”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Jamaica

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The State of Gambier Brigade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.548 billion Gambier Brigadeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The thriving Gambier Brigadean economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,358 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, voting is voluntary, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is a problem. Gambier Brigade's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gambier Brigade is ranked 136,739th in the world and 4th in Jamaica for Smartest Citizens, with 27.92 quips per hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,924thLargest Populations: 4,023rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 20,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,707th

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